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  • Yo Sistine Criminaks at the Basement Bar!!!!!! COME GET TURNT UP!!!!
    Yo Sistine Criminaks at the Basement Bar!!!!!! COME GET TURNT UP!!!!
  • This is the new set up...it's about to get real....#sistinecriminals#techtrap
    This is the new set up...it's about to get real....#sistinecriminals#techtrap
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    #sistinecriminals at #8x10 in #Baltimore - shit got #crazy #livednb #livetrap #livehouse #drumnbass
  • SISTINE CRIMINALS REPREZENT!!! The "Trappiest" snow thug drumma on the block.. Nahm Sayiiiiin!?
    SISTINE CRIMINALS REPREZENT!!! The "Trappiest" snow thug drumma on the block.. Nahm Sayiiiiin!?
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..and there was a band on at The Flat and they were crushin' it, there was few people in the bar and I was just so drunk and havin' fun...and just drinkin'... and... and it was THESE DUDE'S! They crushed it on Monday and I said y'all should come do my show at The Knitting Factory! ”

— Hannibal Buress (Comedian - 30 Rock, Eric Andre Show,Broad Street)

Sistine Criminals is that conceptual electronic group that only comes along once in a great while. ”

— Cailey Lindberg of Earmilk.com

All around, a combination of finesse and urgency that suggests well-schooled jazz musicians who quite sensibly decided they prefer the bitches and drugs of the rock world.”

— Vijith Assar of The Village Voice

Only in the presence of JoJo Mayer have I seen a purely acoustic band create such hot music in this genre.”

— AlteredFluid.com

The Sistine Criminals add elements of jazz to their Drum n Bass/Ghettotech Beats.”

— Two.One.Five Magazine

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